Ann (lonestarslp) wrote,

10 Things I have done that you have not

1. Planned a funeral for a 16 year old boy.

2. Supervised a group of papermakers in pointing a fire hose at a paper warehouse fire.

3. Gotten degrees in chemical engineering and communication disorders.

4. Been the entire speech pathology department at a school district.

5. Gone door to door in the Oak Cliff section of Dallas to recruit women to participate in a health survey.

6. Gotten paid for singing the themes from Scooby Doo and SpongeBob SquarePants.

7. Gotten married to a man whom I knew in high school, but did not see again until my senior year in college, when he proposed after taking me out twice.

8. Given a sermon at a Methodist church service.

9. Helped save someone's life while participating in a chat room.

10. Worked at the Ramses Exhibit in Dallas dressed as an Egyptian.

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