Yesterday, I saw three of the Seven Dwarves hanging from a rear windshield. They swang back and forth, randomly hitting each other as if they were supposed to be one of those executive games with pendulum balls.
Today I saw an Incredible Hulk doll on the front grill of an electrician's truck. It was big, green and spongy, and I wondered what would happen to it if it smashed into a tree or another car bumper.
This morning, I paid over $2.00 a gallon for gas for the first time. My total for a full tank was $41.00. And I didn't even get any bubble gum.