|My LiveJournal Sitcom|
|Life With lonestarslp (FX, 8:30): lonestarslp (Viggo Mortensen) buys celticgirl106 (Don Knotts)'s old hairspray canister. On the other side of town, artmomz (Kimberly Williams) auditions for a movie starring opposite chuck_lynn (Ralph Fiennes). Afterwards, gundamtsubasa (Sarah Polley) accidentally scratches plunky (Harry Shearer)'s favorite notepad. The next day, kseptember44 (Joshua Jackson) cheats on a test, and sensefille (Corey Feldman) finds out. Later, burninggirl (Milla Jovovich) ruins mamallama (Michael Caine)'s favourite bagel while house-sitting. Wacky results follow.|
|What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)|
Okay, so I was originally Kevin Kline, but the rest is accurate!
Gak! I made it up to express disgust and to avoid using a cuss word in front of my kids.
For some reason, all the kids are getting out early, even though there is no ice on the ground yet. All of my clients except one canceled (all are…